wowie wow wow (old username was brosessor mushroom)

abbysucks:

disneybombshell:

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why

therorlord OH GODS WHY

imma see this image one more time before i step in and CORRECT THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF IT

this motherfucker done says his asshole son inherited his strong chin and i will not allow chinless zues up there to stand i just will not

abbysucks:

disneybombshell:

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why

therorlord OH GODS WHY

imma see this image one more time before i step in and CORRECT THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF IT

this motherfucker done says his asshole son inherited his strong chin and i will not allow chinless zues up there to stand i just will not

(Source: prrrk03, via hoserfucker)

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279309
Posted
11 minutes ago

numarg:

nativetohere:

jukeboxgraduate:

yerawizardmary:

yerawizardmary:

Dying right now.

I cannot believe this got so many notes. But this is the continuation.imageimageimageimageimageimage

THIS WOMAN IS MY  NEW HERO.

WHERE ARE THE SCREEN CAPS FROM HER SENDING THIS TO HIS MOM

that’s a conversation i want to witness

(via stonersousuke)

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Posted
20 minutes ago

julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

(via stonersousuke)

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421921
Posted
34 minutes ago

charmancler:

when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade

image

(via linkoftermina)

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Posted
36 minutes ago
alphaomega-trainerschool:

ferretsoup:

'LIKED YOU A LITTLE' YOU HAD THE BIGGEST BONER FOR ME THIS ENTIRE GAME YOU FUCKING LIAR WHAT WAS THE FERRIS WHEEL HUH BECAUSE IVE BEEN ON THAT FERRIS WHEEL TWICE AND ONCE WITH A HOMO HIKER AND THE OTHER TIME WITH YOU AND LET ME TELL YOU IT WASNT ANY LESS HOMO THAT TIME OKAY YOU FUCKING WANT TO CLIMB ME LIKE A TREE YOU LYING ASSHOLE

oh my god

alphaomega-trainerschool:

ferretsoup:

'LIKED YOU A LITTLE' YOU HAD THE BIGGEST BONER FOR ME THIS ENTIRE GAME YOU FUCKING LIAR WHAT WAS THE FERRIS WHEEL HUH BECAUSE IVE BEEN ON THAT FERRIS WHEEL TWICE AND ONCE WITH A HOMO HIKER AND THE OTHER TIME WITH YOU AND LET ME TELL YOU IT WASNT ANY LESS HOMO THAT TIME OKAY YOU FUCKING WANT TO CLIMB ME LIKE A TREE YOU LYING ASSHOLE

oh my god

(Source: uchuujinhunter, via virgo-vixen)

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Posted
1 hour ago

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

neatpotatoes:

i think about this vine a lot

The last scream sounds like a foghorn

(via hoserfucker)

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Posted
1 hour ago

Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself

oliviagracespeaks:

danidollfacex:

paintedbreath:

i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life 

I tried to scroll too..

Why would you people try to scroll past this

(via stonersousuke)

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Posted
1 hour ago
brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

(Source: doctor-in-a-policebox, via devochka224)

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480936
Posted
1 hour ago
catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

(via devochka224)

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765634
Posted
1 hour ago
h0odrich:

I NEVER USE THIS WORD BUT THIS IS I C O N I C

h0odrich:

I NEVER USE THIS WORD BUT THIS IS I C O N I C

(Source: kingjaffejoffer, via devochka224)

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208685
Posted
1 hour ago

nononcrackuzure:

halodudette:

maria-amino:

dioburandou:

pleae swatch thi sthis is my absolute favourite video please

sHIT

How in the fuck does this work so well?

I was nOT ready for tha t

(via severalghostbats)

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41004
Posted
1 hour ago

zeekayart:

zeekayart:

happy halloweenie month!! dis image is only 4 tha SPOOKIEST OF BLOGS!!! OK!!?? USE WITH CAUTION!!

OKAY YOU SPOOKY BASTARDS NOW YOU CAN FUCKIN REBLOG IT

(via evileduck)

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103371
Posted
1 hour ago
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