kevin macleod songs arejuust part of the natural soundscape of our beautiful earth now they are no different from the mating call of a bird or the wind shuffling the leaves on a big oak tree
tbh if i had a cursed amulet controlling me i wouldnt mind that much. if i do anything bad blame the amulet. if i do something sexy blame me though
if i had a cursed amulet controlling me i wouldn’t even post about it or anything. in fact i wouldn’t even reblog a post about cursed amulets saying i wouldn’t post about it in an attempt to call for help because that would be counter intuitive. because i wouldn’t mind being controlled by a cursed amulet hypothetically and not for real at all
you ask him if anythings wrong and he says hes fine but you know hes tight as fuck about the seagulls biting all his arms off and shit. it was supposed to be a nice day at the beach for your anniversary but now the mood is ruined for the rest of the day.
idk how everyone isnt hopelessly infatuated with chickadees. they say their own names. got real close to one yesterday and it was so small and round. it looked like a toy. no way you’re real, i said. but it was. and it did a sick lil hop down to a new branch
adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out
okay done 👍 why am i hurts
Because of this post whenever I notice I’m mindlessly scrollling through social media instead of important things like eating I think the words “The App” repeatedly untill I close it
